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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Extended Mooj

The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Advice from Mooj

Posted Nov 23, 2005

Andy (Steve Carell) gets sex advice from Mooj (Gerry Bednob) .

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Not everybody is a pussy magnet...Life isn't about sex. Life is about journey and the passion and the spirit! It's not about fucking and balls and pussy. It's about love. It's about people. It's about connection!
It's not about tossing salad!
It's not about cock, and ass, and tits and butthole pleasures.
It's not about this rusty trombone, and this dirty sanchez.
It's not about rainbow showers and camel toe slide and your cincinnati bowtie, your arabian goggles with hot karl and pearl necklace or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double decker pussies and the shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and the hanging brain.
It's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuck house, donkey punch or the tea-bagging...
- Mooj, 40year Old Virgin