I like this...

NBA introduces new dress code

Stipulations (excerpt):

"Players will no longer be able to wear:
-- Sleveless shirts
-- Shorts
-- T-shirts
-- Chains, pendants, or medallions worn over
the player's clothes.
-- Sunglasses while indoors
-- Headphones (other
than on the team bus or plane, or in the team locker room).
Also jerseys and
baseball caps will no longer be acceptable attire for postgame press
conference."

This should add a lot of professionalism to a sport that is now crowded by "kids" and "man-children". I doubt it will stick though.

Thanks to my "nephew".