History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Thursday, February 10, 2005

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Latest Bin Laden Videotape Wishes America 'A Crappy Valentine's Day'

--"Come Monday, as you pry open your fancy, red Russell Stover box, take heed," bin Laden said. "For in the place of tasty caramels and buttercreams, you will find the flaming sword of righteous jihad!"--


P.S.- For those of you who are a little slow, The Onion is a fake, comical online newspaper. Nothing you read on there is true.

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